gimme that toot toot
20 hours agohitopshoran © iraffiruse 125,160 notes#what the FUCK #HOW


Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

omg look at him getting really into it also her hair is so pretty

1 day agoglamourkilled © chrisprattdelicious 108,840 notes#omg



Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.” 


1 day agopeterpansflight © coffee-and-rainsticks 401,963 notes#well i mean #hp


a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

1 day agofa1loutboy © verylittlebird 140,673 notes


say cheese (or six selfiiies)

1 day agotropicmonkeys 13 notes#................................sup

Roommates Still Don’t Know Each Other Well Enough To Not Speak


Roommates Still Don’t Know Each Other Well Enough To Not Speak

1 day agojamesfrancoast © theonion 2,008 notes#thank god me and roommate hardly spoke #but i'm actually rooming with a friend this year #so #that'll be different

The opening and closing lines of every studio Panic! at the Disco album

insp x

1 day agoxaviercharles © panicatthesocialgathering 6,556 notes#i hate this band #also i am so sad


ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please

1 day agomomjeans2014 © klavinerd 9,875 notes


 1 / ∞ Best of Ryan Ross
1 day agolouiswiliamtomlinson © ieevees 809 notes#munchkin #i honestly forgot what his voice sounded like omg


I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

1 day agoashtonisms © leafwhirlwind 147,607 notes





  • incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
  • police procedural AU
  • bookstore AU
  • reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
  • platonic living together AU
  • lawyers AU
  • stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
  • sent to live with cousins AU
  • pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
  • teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
  • pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
  • forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
  • law school AU


  • on the same college tour AU
  • trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
  • forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
  • medical school AU
  • ride the same bus together literally every day AU
  • vet clinic AU
  • 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU
  • college professors AU
  • on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

is it okay if I add some

  • met at a ren faire AU
  • sat next to each other on a roller coaster AU
  • got locked out of dorm room AU
  • camping in the same area AU
  • hurricane during a beach trip AU
  • met at a card game competition AU
  • kids go to the same school AU
  • little kids getting way too caught up in make-believe AU
  • got involved in a heated game of Smash Bros. at a con AU
  • cosplayed as the same character AU

hello yes here’s more

  • snowed in AU
  • lives alone in the woods by a waterfall and finds a confused lost person walking around AU
  • fighting a squirrel AU
  • finding a puppy on the side of the road AU
  • asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night and the other one sings to calm them down AU
  • spy AU
  • con artists AU
  • grew up as best friends but you got hot over the summer can i touch ur biceps AU
  • war prisoner/captor who lets them go but they want to stay AU
  • scared of flying AU
  • x-men with powers of fire and ice AU
  • your dog likes my dog you should date me or something idk i mean it’s only appropriate AU
  • photograper/actor AU
  • repairman AU
  • strip club AU
  • surfer AU
  • private security AU
1 day agomodestxwolves © aroharveyspecter 42,512 notes#au #long post #please


All I want to do is explore with a pup!

1 day agobelairbaby © dayzea 97,192 notes#d'aww


for halloween i’m going to go as the entire show teen wolf and i’m just going to wear a billboard with SAMSUNG on the front and TOYOTA on the back

1 day agoxaviercharles © sourwolves 59 notes

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette


Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

1 day agopovverbottoms © singingonpavements 430,896 notes#thank you

I want to reblog all u guys but that would mean reblogging ALL you guys

2 days ago 1 note#and that is a lot of selfies #but you are all super cute have no fear